URDU JOKES

Aankho Ke Saamne Kal, Jo Aapka Rumaal Aa Gaya,
Kaise Miloon Phir Aapse, Ye Phir Sawaal Aa Gaya,
Uutth To Gaye Hi The Kadam Aapke Ghar Ki Taraf,
Magar Dil Ko Aapki Dee Kasam Ka Khyaal Aa Gaya

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Tum mujhe bhool jao to ye haq hai tumko…
Mairi baat aur hai maine to mohabbat ki hai…


Maire dil ki maire jazbaat ki qeemat kia hai…
Uljhe uljhe se khayalat ki qeemat kia hai…


Maine kyun pyar kiya tumne na kyun pyar kiya…
In pareshan sawalaat ki qeemat kia hai…


Tum jo ye bhi na batao to haq hai tumko
Mairi baat aur hai maine to mohabbat ki hai…

Tum agar aankh churao to ye haq hai tumko….
Mairi baat aur hai maine to mohabbat ki hai…


Tumko dunia ke gham-o-dard se fursat na sahi
Mairi baat aur hai maine to mohabbat ki hai…


Sab se ulfat hi mujhse hi mohabbat na sahi…
Main tumhari hoon wohi maire liye kia kam hai…


Tum maire ho ke raho ye mairi qismat na sahi…
Aur dil ko jalao maire ye haq hai tumko…


Mairi baat aur hai maine to mohabbat ki hai…
MOhabbat ki hai shayad mohabbat ki hai..


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Aankho Ke Saamne Kal, Jo Aapka Rumaal Aa Gaya,
Kaise Miloon Phir Aapse, Ye Phir Sawaal Aa Gaya,
Uutth To Gaye Hi The Kadam Aapke Ghar Ki Taraf,
Magar Dil Ko Aapki Dee Kasam Ka Khyaal Aa Gaya

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1 parents apnay betay k liye aisa
robot laye jo jhoot bolnay per thapar marta hay.

Son:Abu aj mei bemar hon school nahi jaonga
Chatakh!
Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jub tumhare
jitna tha kabhi jhoot nahin bolta tha
Chatakh!

Mom:Kia howa?
Baap:Yeh chintu jhoot bolta hai
MoM:Zahir hy apka hi beta hay..
Chatakh…!!!:-)


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Bhujti Nahi Bhujane Se Ye Aag Bhi Apni
Apni Hi Aag Main Khud Jal Rahe Hain Hum

Jane Kaha Jaiy Ga Ye Jungle Sa Rasta
Maloom Bhi Nahi Hai Magar Chal Rahain Hain Hum

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Bachpan K Dukh Bhi Kitne Ache The
Tub Tu Sirf Khilonne Toota Karte The

Woh Khushian Bhi Kaisi Khushian Thi
Titli K Par Noch Kar Uchlla Karte The

Paon Mar K Khud Barish K Pani Mai
Apni Nao App Daboya Karte The

Ab Tu Aik Ansuon Bhi Ruswa Kar Jata Hai
Bachpan Mai Dil Khol K Roya Karte The

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Bachpan K Dukh Bhi Kitne Ache The
Tub Tu Sirf Khilonne Toota Karte The

Woh Khushian Bhi Kaisi Khushian Thi
Titli K Par Noch Kar Uchlla Karte The

Paon Mar K Khud Barish K Pani Mai
Apni Nao App Daboya Karte The

Ab Tu Aik Ansuon Bhi Ruswa Kar Jata Hai
Bachpan Mai Dil Khol K Roya Karte The

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Zindghi shuru Hoti Hai Rishton Se,
Rishty shuru Hote Hain Pyar Se,
Pyar Shuru Hota Hai Apno Se,
Aur Apny Shuru Hote Hain "Aap" Se.

I lOvE yOu SwEeT hEaRt.

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Chaahhat Ka Rung Tha Na Wafa Ki Lakeer Thii
Qaatil Ke Haath Main Too Hina Ki Lakeer thii

Khush Hoon Ke Waqt-e-Qatal Mera rung Surkh Tha
Merey Labon Pe Too Harf-e-Dua Ki Lakeer Thii

Main Karwaan Ki Rah Samajhta Raha Jisse
Sehra Ki Reit Pe Woh Hawa Ki Lakeer Thii

Sooraj Ko Jis Ne Shab Ke Andheiron Main Gum Kia
Mouj-e-Shafaq Na Thii Woh Qaza Ki Lakeer Thii

Guzra Hai Shab Ko Dasht Se Shaid Woh Pardah Daar
Her Naqsh-e-Pa Ke Saath Rida Ki Lakeer Thii

Kal Uss Ka Khat Mila Ke Saheefa Wafa Ka Tha
Mohsin Her Ek Satar Haya Ki Lakeer Thii

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Kaha tha kis ne ke ahad-e-wafa karo uss se
Jo yoon kiya hai to phir kyun gila karo uss se

Ye ahl-e-baz tunak hausala sahi phir bhi
Zara fasana-e-dil ibtida karo uss se

Yeh kya ke tum hi gham-e-hijr ke fasaney kaho
Kabhi to uss ke bahaney suna karo uss se

Naseeb phir koi taqreeb-e-qarb ho ke na ho
Jo dil mein ho’n wohi baatein kiya karo uss se

Faraz tark-e-ta’alluq to khair kiya hoga
Yehi bahut hai k kam kam mila karo uss se

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